Kuzu edit: Yay, it’s yet another Other Announcement post.
For sale we have a slightly used kusion. He’s getting on in years, and not really getting work done like he use to. Rather than have him put down we figured it would be best to try to get a little cash for him to spend on a younger, less jaded replacement. While he no longer fits our needs he’d be perfect for a casual sub group that doesn’t care when (or if) the episodes ever get translated. He seems to have a thing for middle schoolers with short tempers, and the ability to manipulate electricity. If you happen to have any around you could use them as rewards for a job well done. For those of you that are Lilpri fans he’s currently supposed to be working on episode 44’s TL. For a slight fee of $4.99 we are willing to add in whatever he may have gotten done up to this point. You’re not gonna find a deal like this anywhere else folks, so act quickly.
To think that sub groups are lacking translators is absurd with sales such as these one could stockpile on them and start a business of translating more than just anime. The whole television network of Japan would be at risk of being distributed throughout the world by a shameless group of translators.
No more Lipri?
wow! thats only about £6 with the current uk exchange rate…pitty theres no sub groups in the uk that are currently active enough to be interested in such a deal 🙁
hmm, perhaps I’ll buy him and put him on ice and re-sell him when the other TL’s go on “vacation” he’ll only go up in value 😉
I am interested in buying him. I will be start a BDSM group soon and we do indeed need more Subs. I might even pay the extra $4.99 for the work he partially completed!
shouldnt the big 600$$ from server fee be split for him 😛
@hanzo i hate to disprove that, but Aesir subs’s leader and TL’er, Magenta, is bittish, and they’re (fairly) active, albeit not subbing a wide variety of stuff, but it’s still brittish
Yeah but they’re the only group still(relativly) active thatare from the UK.
Take him out to Karaoke and get him well plied with adult beverages (he is over 21, no?). Make sure to record him, using a decent mic, and post it on the site.
It may not get the TL stuff done, but hearing a drunk Kusion singing a duet with Hatsune Miku would be great!
I’ll buy it. But do I have to use him for fan subbing, or does anything go?
I don’t think he swings that way. Then again if you take Shadow’s advice, but without the singing you never know what might happen.
I can only pay 25¢ but I can only pay in chocolate coins and you’ll have to be responsible for cost of shipping. As for what I’ll have him do… yaoi…? I’m considering writing a report on cruel and unusual punishment… http://www... actually if he just teaches everyone in the world fluent Japanese then your problem will be solved!!!!
That’s not what Kusion told me last night. He told me he was gay. Thought I was cute. Asked me if I had any vaseline.
For once in my life, I was genuinely scared.
I wish I were more fluent in Japanese so I could be a translator. Would be nice to not need subtitles too. My copy of Ryu ga Gotoku Kenzan mocks me saying “Haha you don’t know enough Kanji to play me even though I’m epic.”
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! don’t sell Kusion,
Chihiro without Kusion is like ICE CREAM with NO CHERRY.
Or rainbows without color or double rainbows without crack-happy-guy.
Make him the resident QC or head translator or just da Kusion, but
don’t sell him…….or at least sell him for his weight in lolis X 3 and give him half \/(*_*)\/
@hanzo
Doki is a UK based group.
…damn,,,
is that the best you can give ?
my socks do better for 10$ 😀