Every year, we celebrate a day of thanks. How do we do it? By viciously committing a genocide against those with waddles, ignorantly hacking them to pieces while ignoring their cries of “Help me! Spare me!” (which are said in the form of gobble gobble).
Make a stand. Stop the genocide. Have a Thanksgiving Lasagna.
lol
I had chicken instead
happy thanksgiving to everyone
I love lasagna, but not on turkey day.
I never had a turkey lasagna before. what temprature do you bake it at?
@ That Man
I’m having duck.
I’m having Bald Eagle with a side of Dove. Save the turkeys!
happy thanksgiving, and im hungry, can I roast the chicken for my dinner? :3
Poor Lasagna, You will die a horrible death tonight. I however will be laughing hysterically at your pleas for help! Muahahahaha
Ignorantly hacking them?
The cheaters! Real men use guns.
In our country we don’t have thanksgiving. Those that have should be grateful they get a whole day off.
Most genocides happen because of petty things like racism or politics. This one was justified in that I was hungry.
Turkey lasagna?
A possibly bigger issue, cristmas lights, stop doing that shit, so much wasted energy…
Also stop invading countries already, thats an even, even bigger waste. Though human life is admittedly worthless.
and those poor turkeys, even after being killed are raped (people put their hands inside of them).
also many countries that do not have thanksgiving eat turkey for Christmas. so the next turkey genocide is coming up very soon.