Please excuse me for a bit while I allow my inner fangirl to run rampant. (My honey bun got so mad that he just had to fix this.)

Today, I saw “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”. I have never, ever, seen a movie this bad. Honestly, the entire movie was just a soap opera of one guy liking a girl, oh wait break up! Ron Weasly had a stupid look of “I am so high…” on for like the entire movie, and Harry was just… continual bad acting. Also, why did Dumbledore wear that band around his beard continually? Honestly, you go the first 3 movies without a tied beard. Adding one in on some occasions is fine. Yes, I know it’s a different actor. But, in reality, if you go 3 years without something annoying you, it won’t for the next 3 years.

Heck, they didn’t even know how to start the movie. I felt like it took an hour to actually get into the story instead of showing off their new fancy special effects. Did they really need to spend 5 minutes showing the room getting repaired at the start?

Now, the worst part is, they completely took out anything important from the book! I mean, sure, ___ killed ____, they all heard about the ____ that Voldemort made, and they went to the ____ to get the ____. But, what happened to the story about Voldemort’s parents? The story about the cup? His application to be defense against the dark arts teacher? The reason why ____ is the Half-Blood Prince? Hermione’s continually whining about that book? And, they didn’t even bother to show the O.W.L. grades, which was honestly the thing I was most excited about in the 6th book. And ____ didn’t even immobilize Harry in the end!

This was probably the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Please excuse me while I re-read the book to get what ACTUALLY happened.

-fangirl