Previously on Chihiro…

Hello, Chihiro faithfuls:

I’m Kuzu, your translator for Toaru Majutsu no Railgun, Tales of Vesperia, and also four currently unannounced secret projects, among others. I would like to announce that my desktop computer’s motherboard has (likely) died this past weekend, and I am now unable to continue my work in the group thanks to all of my computers being either shit slow or have an insignificant screen real-estate and lack of media keys, two fundamental necessities for translating. Before you get there, no, I am not writing this to request funding for a new motherboard. Instead, I am hoping to contact Intel in order to obtain a replacement, thanks to my motherboard still being in warranty. I am however utterly speechless to find that today is President’s/Presidents’ Day (depending on your preference), and that Intel is closed for the day, rendering me unable to get in touch with customer support. Because of my busy weekday schedule, I will also not be at home during a time their customer support is available until Friday.

WHY YOU DOING THIS TO ME INTEL?! AND DAMMIT, WHY DO I STILL HAVE SCHOOL ON PRESIDENT’S/S’ DAY?!

With that said, thank you for your immense support, and I need a magical online tutor for biology.

Yours irrationally,
Kuzu

P.S. Random shoutout to rfw, otherwise known as Tonya~n.