I have swine flu. Just thought you should know. This is why Hayate blurays have been coming so slowly. 04 and 05 are coming up (I have the disc), but I’m too sick/unmotivated to work on them.
The truth is, I’m a lazy bastard all the time, but being sick gives me an excuse. By the way, I don’t really have swine flu. It’s just the regular flu. Don’t call in the National Guard. D:
P.S. For all the people saying “joking about swine flu is offensive, wahhhhhhhh!” I have two points to make.
1) This is the internet. Get over it.
2) The only people who die from swine flu are the same people who would die from regular flu: old people and infants. Swine flu is really just an overhyped media sensation, and that’s what makes it such a wonderful target to make fun of. Did you know that 36,000 Americans die of the regular flu each year? Here, I’m going to give you a quote, actually:
So far, in the US, 522 people have died of the H1N1 Novel virus, whereas 800 people per week die from the common flu. In fact, the death rate of people hospitalized with common influenza in the US is 18%, while the death rate of diagnosed H1N1 in the US is less than 5%, as seen with the statistics above, making it one third as deadly as the normal flu.
In other words, stop crying.
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