Kristen, risen from the dead, was looking for fresh meat. And then she came upon the lonely windstar.

She was quick out of the get go, building a massive army! Her naval fleet grew, and soon she had control over almost all the river! But, the windstar was too quick for her, and created a sudden barrage of cannons and watch towers to the north!

Kristen was unabashed, and set a crew of women and children to ford the river and cut him off from the entire south of the map! windstar, too busy playing with his wife and kids, suddenly had a epic wall to his south, a river to his east, and a forest to the north and west! How could he ever ford the river to attack the might fortress of queen Kristen?

Suddenly, to his north, his cannons came under siege! What was happening? There was nothing in sight… Wait, could it be… A trebuchet!

One by one, his might towers fell. And while he was watching, the women and children of Kristen’s kingdom began to seal off the river, so that no windstars may ever appear again!

windstar was in distress, and running low on supplies, so he hid in his castle holding his legs to his chest, praying Kristen would leave him alone while his army grew. And grew it did, while Kristen managed to seal off the entire map from him, except his tiny fortress.

An army of trebuchets rolled out, an one by one, the towers of windstar fell. This was Kristen’s chance! She rushed in and began to devastate the homes of many, kill the children via rape, and destroy even the town hall!

But, this was windstar’s chance to attack. Out of his fortress he issued all forms of beings! Dragons, Lions, Cougars! So valiantly they fought against the double attack from Kristen, but their numbers became devastated. The one courageous soldier left then fled to the river and hurled himself against the walls! But, it was too late. Kristen had boats waiting him, and he died a miserable painful death.

The mighty horses stormed the remains of windstar’s fortress to see him hiding under soiled sheets. A slice was heard, and the people of Kristen cheered as his head was brought back as the prize!

(We’ll get back to subbing tomorrow. What we were waiting for is happening.)