If you donated to us in the past few days, we’re going to have to refund your money. All of it. Paypal, being the bastards they are, limited my account with all the donation money, making it unaccessable. The only thing I can do that would be remotely useful is to refund it. We’ll probably be opening up donations again in a few days using a service that sucks significantly less than Paypal, so watch for it.

Edit: As a final “fuck you” from the staff at Paypal, they charged me 30 cents in fees for every transaction that I refunded. As such, if your donation was $2.50 or less, I couldn’t afford to refund it. As it stands, they already charged me out of my bank account for part of the final $5 transaction. So, basically, what I’m saying here is, Paypal is the worst business I’ve ever dealt with. I’ve seen Mafia families that fuck over their clients less than this. I hope Paypal contracts ebola virus and dies.