Some of you might have seen my post on Shinsen or gg’s site already (P.S. Thanks for the free advertisement, gg). For those who haven’t, I have a plea to make.

As many of you know, I’ve worked on several projects with Chihiro over the past 16 months. However, I currently find myself at a difficult and desperate point. I currently owe my university $2127 for this semester, and if I don’t pay it off by November 20th, I won’t be able to register for classes for next semester. I’ve maxed out my government financial aid, I’ve spent all the money in my bank account toward tuition, I can’t get any private loans because of my family’s terrible credit history, and my parents can’t help me because they don’t have any money to spare after paying their bills. So, as a last-ditch effort, I’m asking you, the loyal (and not-so-loyal) supporters of Chihiro, to help me in my hour of need. Every little bit that you can chip in would help. If you are willing and able to help, please send your donations to my PayPal, [email protected]. Thank you very much, all of you.

Yours truly,

Soichiro

P.S. If you’re planning to troll me or Chihiro because of this post, don’t bother. gg already did it. It’s only funny once. ;D

P.P.S. In further drama, Kristen is suing foxnewsnetwork for impregnating her via irc, even though she was engaged to Soichiro, and foxnewsnetwork was in an affair with physics.

P.P.P.S. The tracker is up at this link. I’m surprised as how much people are donating. GMH.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Or better yet, pay Kristen to help pay off her burning sexual desires. Only acceptable currency is lolis.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S Don’t worry Kristen, I figured out a way we can get attention away from Soichiro’s drive so he stops sapping the Chihiro funds!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S *Sigh* Incentive

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Or even better, please help Dango by donating money or dough for him to make more Dangos for his conquest to rule the world.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. A wild post-script appears!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I found out that as long as I get half of this paid for by the deadline, I’ll still be able to register for classes next semester. In other words, thanks to all of you, I’m saved! Really, I appreciate it a lot. I love you all. <3

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. To the people who can’t read comments, I have a job. It’s just a really shitty job that pays shit. I could probably make more money by prostituting myself on Craigslist. Or by telling people on the internet I need to go to Japan and asking them to pay for it.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. If people donate $5,000, Kristen will post pictures of herself.